#FSU-01FSU Side • Design FSU-01
Gator Tears — Served Cold
A melodramatic cartoon alligator catches one oversized tear in a cold stadium cup.
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BLUE COLLAR BUILTDESIGNSShop footballFlorida rivalry collection
PICK A SIDE.
WEAR THE JOKE.
Thirty original football-humor concepts, sorted by the team you want doing the roasting. Twenty-five finished shirts are ready to choose and buy now, with five more Miami-side designs in final art.
25 shirts ready to buy Three team-side collections Five Miami designs in final art
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ROOTING FOR?
10 DESIGNS
FSU Side
Garnet-and-gold game-day jokes aimed straight at the swamp.
Browse FSU-side shirts 10 DESIGNSMiami Side
Green-and-orange storm warnings with South Florida attitude.
Browse Miami-side shirts 10 DESIGNSUF Side
Orange-and-blue swamp humor pointed north toward Tallahassee.
Browse UF-side shirtsGarnet • Gold • Game day
FSU-SIDE
RIVALRY SHIRTS.
10 SHIRTS READY TO BUY
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#FSU-01
#FSU-02FSU Side • Design FSU-02
Swamp Forecast — Garnet Storm
A garnet game-day storm rolls toward the swamp while a worried gator battles an umbrella.
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#FSU-03FSU Side • Design FSU-03
Tallahassee Pest Control — Saturday Service
A retro service van crosses the yard lines while a cartoon gator makes a quick exit.
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#FSU-04FSU Side • Design FSU-04
Chomp Happens — Losses Too
A harmless wind-up toy gator loses its snap in a playful rivalry-week gag.
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#FSU-05FSU Side • Design FSU-05
Later, Gator — Safe Travels
A sheepish cartoon gator cruises away on a comically tiny scooter.
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#FSU-06FSU Side • Design FSU-06
Orange You Nervous? — Rivalry Week
A nervous orange watches the game clock run down in a vintage football badge.
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#FSU-07FSU Side • Design FSU-07
Swamp Wi-Fi — Signal Lost
A frustrated cartoon gator stares at a one-bar signal beneath a game-day storm cloud.
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#FSU-08FSU Side • Design FSU-08
Tail Between the Goalposts — Tough Saturday
A humbled cartoon gator leaves the field with its tail curled between the uprights.
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#FSU-09FSU Side • Design FSU-09
Tailgate Special — Extra Crispy
A roadside diner serves an extra-crispy alligator-shaped toast joke.
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#FSU-10FSU Side • Design FSU-10
Sunshine State Family Feud — No Peace at the Picnic
A split Florida tailgate puts opposing coolers and crossed spatulas at midfield.
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Green • Orange • Storm season
MIAMI-SIDE
RIVALRY SHIRTS.
5 SHIRTS READY TO BUY • 5 IN FINAL ART
The first five designs are live; five additional Miami-heavy designs remain reserved until their artwork is complete.
#MIA-01Miami Side • Design MIA-01
Category 305 — Gators Seek Shelter
A tropical warning cone sends a raincoat-wearing gator scrambling with an inside-out umbrella.
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#MIA-02Miami Side • Design MIA-02
Storm Warning — Gator Fumble Conditions
A green-and-orange tropical spiral blows the football away from a startled cartoon gator.
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#MIA-03Miami Side • Design MIA-03
South Beach Dress Code — No Swamp Shoes
A palm-tree doorman turns away a sheepish gator in giant mud-caked shoes.
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#MIA-04Miami Side • Design MIA-04
Tailgate Forecast — Gators Go Airborne
A compact tropical storm lifts a cartoon gator while the cooler and football stay planted.
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#MIA-05Miami Side • Design MIA-05
Category Five Pressure — Chomp Advisory Downgraded
A tropical pressure gauge pins the storm at five while a worried gator watches its chomp meter fall.
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Miami SideArtwork in progress
#MIA-06Miami Side • Design MIA-06
Palm-Tree Pick Six — Gator Got Picked
A curved tropical palm frond intercepts the ball above a surprised cartoon gator.
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Miami SideArtwork in progress
#MIA-07Miami Side • Design MIA-07
Gator Season — Closed for High Winds
A cartoon gator boards up its swamp shack while the storm steals the football.
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Miami SideArtwork in progress
#MIA-08Miami Side • Design MIA-08
Storm Surge Service — Gator Out of His Depth
A green-and-orange wave carries the football while a gator bobs in a tiny float ring.
COMING SOON
Miami SideArtwork in progress
#MIA-09Miami Side • Design MIA-09
Miami Power Restored — Gator Grid Still Down
A tropical power switch lights up while a cartoon gator holds an unplugged scoreboard cord.
COMING SOON
Miami SideArtwork in progress
#MIA-10Miami Side • Design MIA-10
Secure Your Gator — High Winds in Miami
Three tropical wind bands send a cartoon gator sideways while the football stays on its tee.
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Orange • Blue • Swamp humor
UF-SIDE
RIVALRY SHIRTS.
10 SHIRTS READY TO BUY
All ten polished designs are live. Choose a favorite to select your size and check out securely in Shopify.
#UF-01UF Side • Design UF-01
Garnet & Fold — Pack It Up
A vintage laundromat gag turns garnet game-day gear into a neatly folded loss.
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#UF-02UF Side • Design UF-02
Welcome to the Swamp — Toll: One Loss
A cartoon toll booth charges one loss for entry into the swamp.
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#UF-03UF Side • Design UF-03
Tallahassee GPS — Recalculating Again
A game-day route loops endlessly while a retro bus keeps recalculating.
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#UF-04UF Side • Design UF-04
Fourth-Quarter Forecast — Heavy Chomps Ahead
A bold orange-and-blue forecast calls for heavy chomps late in the game.
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#UF-05UF Side • Design UF-05
No Vacancy in the End Zone — Gators Checked In
A lounging cartoon gator checks into an end-zone hammock.
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#UF-06UF Side • Design UF-06
Garnet on the Rocks — Chomp Responsibly
A rocks glass serves garnet over oversized ice with a playful game-day warning.
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#UF-07UF Side • Design UF-07
Tallahassee Wi-Fi — Connection Chomped
A bold Wi-Fi symbol gets chomped while the connection disappears.
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#UF-08UF Side • Design UF-08
Scoreboard Repair — Garnet Stuck on L
A repair scene centers on a scoreboard stuck on one giant loss.
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#UF-09UF Side • Design UF-09
Swamp Plate Special — Garnet, Well Done
A retro diner plate serves garnet with bold grill marks and steam.
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#UF-10UF Side • Design UF-10
Sunshine State Report Card — Tallahassee Needs Tutoring
A game-day report card gives Tallahassee a row of losses and a tutoring note.
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Independent fan humor. Blue Collar Built Designs is not affiliated with or endorsed by any university or athletic program. All graphics use original characters and avoid official logos.
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